- Ernest Hemingway (via larmoyante)
Please remind me the next time I try to do something nice and relaxing for myself that all hell breaks loose and everyone needs me. So just try to be everyone’s little bitch all the time!!!
Sometimes I hate it when people in my class talk: keeping quiet looks much better on some people… Boasting about how hung over you are is not impressive. And you smell like body odor mixed with natty lite. Okay my silent rant is over, I’m exhausted because Beebe has been in the hospital and its been crazy.
[apparently Gimli was the equivalent of 14 during The Hobbit timeline